Tank Girl Wish List

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• Tank Girl Doom - Come on, it was made for her.
• Tank Girl "Barbie" doll - With sidekick Ken Booga and red convertible tank.
• Tank Girl action figures
  • Tank Girl (with bonus bat, guns, and Camp Koala)
  • Booga (with beer and reefer)
  • Sub Girl (with Squeeky Toy Rat and exploding chest wound)
  • Jet Girl (with Mr Precocious)
  • Kesslee (that could just use the McDowell figure from the Star Trek line)
  and accessories like tanks and jets and subs and stuff.
• Special 11" Tank Girl action figure which spouts one of 3 obscenities!
• Tank Girl movie: Director's cut (it'll never happen )
• Tank Girl clothes
  • Tank Girl underwear
  • Tank Girl baseball bat.
  • Real Tank Girl boots. Not those pansy Shelly's boots, but with steel linings and spikes at the tips.
  • Tank Girl belt buckles which say stuff like TANK and KANT.
  • Tank Girl Missile Bra - you know the big black and white missile ones
• Tank Girl condoms with pictures of the characters on them, and the missile condoms. (do condoms count as clothes?)
• "Joe" Booga cigarettes.
• Tank Girl hair care kit - With hair clippers, dye, bleach, bows, ribbons, and lots of plasters.
• Tank Girl dartboard
• Tank Girl car sun shade
• Tank Girl plasters - Imagine, a Tank Girl wearing a plaster with a picture on it of Tank Girl, wearing a plaster, which of course has a picture on it of Tank Girl wearing a plaster..... The mind boggles.
• Tank Girl electric tooth brush. (what??)
• Tank Girl life-size inflatable doll - Collect them all and never worry about HOV limits on carpools again!
• Tank Girl Halloween costume - All your favourite characters.
• Tank Girl Tampons - Each tampon has a different character on the applicator!
• Tank Girl and friends Pez dispensers!!
• And for the kids...
  Li'l Tank Girl 'n' Booga Kid's mobile - with dangling hand grenades, knives, guns, miniature tanks, etc.
• Camp Koala chia pets.
• A decent Tank Girl movie (ooh, Rachel's gonna beat up that guy).
• Tank Girl Magic 8-Ball. Q: "Does that dreamy bloke really like me?" A: "Sod off of you stupid wanker."
• Dare it be said? the Tank Girl missile vibrator. With removable fins for her pleasure.
• Tank Girl DIY laz-y-shit tattoo kit. Well, just a needle and a jar of india ink.
• Tank Girl: The CCG (Collectible Card Game). Like Magic: The Addiction. Sold in Starter Decks and Booster Packs to drain out your every last penny.
• Tank Girl tank-shaped lunch box (with missile shaped thermos).
• Camp Koala back packs
• Drink bottles that look like "savers" from the movie.
• Tank Girl Joke Lighters - "It looks like a real gun, cocks like a real gun. But when you fire it, that's when the fun starts, because...it is a real gun! Plus you can use it to light cigarettes.