Hey! Wow! Cool! Isn't this site interesting! We think this is
the best site ever! And Wow! Isn't that Tank Girl really cool! She
*must* be the best thing ever! Oh, how about some random huge
pictures wich have nothing really to do with the text! Of course I
could also be real subtile and capitalise all my
HYPERLINKS, just in case your browser perhaps
forgot to tell you it was there! Maybe I'll break a word in the mi
ddle and hope you don't notice!
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| What's better than a random empty table with no content? |
Of course it's starting every paragraph with a cute hand drawn inline
image. I'll bet this sure puts you at ease! "Whew, too much technology
sure makes me dizzy. This sure takes away the impersonal edge."
And I'm sure you absolutely adore the glaring white background which
at this moment is burning out your monitor and bathing your face in
excess beta radiation. Ah, but wait until the background image loads
(oh, but you *are* using netscape, no one ever uses anything else),
which will probably be about 10 minutes from now. After all, there's
nothing better than tiles with visible borders and colours which
interfere with the foreground.
I'm have absolutely nothing to say so I'm writing it in really big
text so that you think it's important. I'll just rant on and on about
what I'm typing and put in some exclamation points so that you might
think it's interesting! I may even put in some stuff which deals with
the subject matter and say "'roo shagging" just so you know I haven't
strayed too far from the point.